A few days ago I realized I’m not exactly the most considerate person. I’ve been accused of being a “fag” several a times recently. It’s no secret that I’m not one of the most considerate people, but there are a few rules that are important to keep in mind.
First of all, the first rule is to never be an ass. Even if it makes you extremely uncomfortable, this is a necessary first step. A lot of the times we will do things for the wrong reasons and end up being an asshole to people around us. The other thing, the second rule is to never, ever, ever be a dick.
The thing that Im not guilty of doing all of these times is I have been a dick to people I don’t even like. While Im sure I’ve made a few people mad and felt bad about it, its not something I’ve done all of the time.
I don’t know what caused my first post to get so many “likes” in a row and the subsequent responses. But I’m going to assume it was because someone else has said it to me before. I’ll be honest, I’m not going to do this again. I do like a good ass joke or two, and I love to see how people react when they get one.
Of course, you don’t have to do this intentionally. The only way to ruin a person’s day is to take that person out of context. You can’t do that with an innocuous joke, because the person will feel that they have been completely ignored. You have to be really careful about what you say in front of people, because if you say something bad, they will call you out on it.
I like to use fag exposure as a tool to embarrass people who have gotten my attention. I’ve seen it done in a few different ways, but I find one of the most effective uses of it is to say something really stupid, but then laugh it off. If I tell someone I know someone who likes to walk into a store looking like a dork, they will laugh at me and think I’m nuts.
I’ve used this technique myself so it works wonders in other situations. If you tell someone that you know they have a really cute tattoo, they will think it’s a really mean thing to say. If you say you know someone who likes to dress like a girl, they will think it’s a really mean thing to say. The point is, it will make them think you are a total loser. Or, its a really mean thing to say to them.
As you can tell, this is a really good technique for making yourself seem like a total fag. You can tell people you know through text, or email, or even a picture. People will think your entire personality is a joke. They will laugh at you and think you are a total dork. And I can’t stress the importance of this enough. You are the faggot of the group. You are the most pathetic and annoying member of all of them.
I have seen a lot of people lose their job because they made a joke or complimented an older co-worker. When I see a boss with a face like a bag of Doritos, I just laugh at these people. Thats how I treat people. But when I say this to my co-workers, I dont laugh at them or say anything mean. I just make them think I am a total loser.
I used to be like that back in the day when I was a teenager. I got a lot of crap for it because I was the oldest kid in my class. I had to answer to my mom and her bitch ass. I was not allowed to go to parties, or join friends, or do anything that made me feel special.
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