I love high-jump ties, but the ones I love tend to go overboard and are made out of the most extravagant fabrics in the world. I have a pair of these amazing ones that I wear on my wedding day. I’m not so crazy about the way they are designed, though, and I’m sure that the reason is because they were made in a factory.

The tie you’re thinking of doesn’t exist. But then, it’s not a tie, it’s a dress.

The only reason you are thinking of high-jump ties is that you are thinking about high-jumps. You’re thinking that you are going to jump as high as you can from the roof of the hotel you are staying in. The thing is, you are not and you never will be. You are a walking high-jump tie.